A Perfect Human

A Perfect Human

How to specify a perfect human being? Since there is no pattern, this is just a hypothetical thinking, which is hilarious.

Perfect human beings excel in every field in life: Art, Science, Sports and Social.

In Sports, an individual can sustain a relatively apt amount of muscle and endurance to maintain the ability to perform at least 3 kilometers in the Cooper test. An individual has a natural ability to orient to tactical games, like Ice Hockey and European Football, and excel better than most of the people. He/She has better cellular activity than most has.

In Science, an individual masters advanced concepts of physics and chemistry, and can form complex algorithms in mathematics. Using scientific concepts, he/she can engineer solutions to current retardant problems. There is no problem orienting thinking to new logical instruments like programming languages. In economy and finance, it is possible to detect flaws in current systems and fabricate new ideas. An individual can write coherent, analytical texts relying on scientific purposes.

In Art, an individual can write fiction while understanding concepts of existing entertainment, but also innovating to unknown themes. A person can read visual arts through theory. He/she can control paint brush to form color areas to form complex morphologies, including different lighting patterns, compositions and themes. A person can use pencils to draw lines, which will craft complex lighting patterns, compositions and themes. An individual can play various instruments and can dissect compositions to sophisticated entities.

In Social, he/she understands the concept of life, life and death. There is no selfish need to pursue happiness and success at the expense of others. An individual has a higher level of empathy, and can grasp with ease various social situations. He/she understands that power, money and control is vanity. An individual knows that he/she does not know, therefore he/she is just equal to the others. A person is immune to beliefs.

World Of Comedy

From an empirical point of view:

 

Charles Chaplin

Peter Sellers (The master of characters. It is pure joy to see him work.) -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xza6k8X_RRg

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Rowan Atkinson

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Tom Green -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haVXS9rMNxI

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Jim Carrey -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d2XfUXn0kY

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Robin Williams -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcSKrOlnofk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iee92Shz0-0

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Bill Murray 

John Belushi

Benny Hill

Eddie Murphy

Leslie Nielsen

Sacha Baron Cohen

Steve Martin

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Mike Myers

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Will Ferrel -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmG-ErzZsUQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hW8yd2uO6Tk

Forrest Gump did not hear anything

Why i generally dont like pop rock music? Mostly because every popular tune, for example from America, is overly sappy, lacking the sharp cutting edge. Take example of Fleetwood Macs "Go Your Own Way" and "Little Lies", which both sound "good", but also very cheesy, like songs are written in one sitting based on one simple idea and melody, compressed in 3 minutes. When u though you like the main melody and begin to grind it, after 10 rounds it starts to worn out of energy and become boring, and u start to develop severe headache. Every single main pop song has this same flaw, too simple, too easy. This is why i dont like American pop culture. For example Forrest Gump is very good dissection to American pop culture in general, but when i hear Fleetwood Mac in some point in the movie when Gump is running his run, i almost lose my mind when i realize how shallow whole movie actually is. 

I had serious problems in my teen years finding actual music besides classical music, and spent nightless nights scouring the internet numbing my mind in pop music, but also finding the actual jewel class of music, progressive house, which in some tunes, is actually comparable to brilliance of classical music. Other popular music genres i hate are metal and hip-hop. Those are quite comparable to regular pop-rock how toothless some genres are, but every mass has its redeemer.

 There are only 2 samples where metal music is dangling to a single individual hair:

 

Rap music pretty much is summed up to the brilliance of:
 

While pop/rock is anyway lost, we can always try cradle to: 

Ejaculation Meter

Best looking women in the world at their prime.

This list presents entries in the ejaculation scale and with a ranking, concentrating to faces. Ranking X means to be determined later. Point of the list is to show that modern day standard of beauty is ill looking, for example film stars big bulky (bug-eyed) eyes, facial structures squeezed to small area of the face without any direction of classical beauty. Or some celebrities looking dull, mean or immature.


1. Jennifer Connelly

She has the most exquisite bonestructure in her face, completed with perfect finish of flesh and skin. Her features are precisely in absolute and astoundingly perfect positions, giving her warm and compelling appearance, were she smiling or not. She does not look evil or bitchy, but kind and welcoming. Pure perfection.

As a sidenote, she is the only one ever in the entire human population who i could consider dating or having children with, partially just because i assume she has a good personality.

Proof: Career Opportunities (1991).
Ejaculation meter: 10.
Ranking: Definitive and only no. 1.


X. Tuesday Weld

She has foxy facial features, in the sense of absolute cuteness and warmth.

Proof: 60s and 70s.
Ejaculation meter: 10.
Ranking: X.


X. Grace Kelly

She looks always happy and beaming. Facial features in perfect positions.

Proof: Rear Window (1954).
Ejaculation meter: 10.
Ranking: X.


X. Julianne Moore

Eternal beauty.

Proof: Boogie Nights (1997).
Ejaculation meter: 10.
Ranking: X.


X. Mary Elizabeth Winstead

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Proof: The Thing (2011).
Ejaculation meter: 10.
Ranking: X.


X. Monica Bellucci

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Proof: Dobermann (1997).
Ejaculation meter: 10.
Ranking: X.


X. Lois Chiles

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Proof: Creepshow 2 (1987).
Ejaculation meter: 9.
Ranking: X.


X. Sharon Stone

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Proof: Total Recall (1990).
Ejaculation meter: 9.
Ranking: X.


X. Linda Kozlowski

Tempting and mature looking face.

Proof: Crocodile Dundee (1986).
Ejaculation meter: 9.
Ranking: X.


X. Kathleen Turner

Beauty of the 80s. Shen can look mean and dominating, but also switch to sweetheart.

Proof: Romancing the Stone (1984).
Ejaculation meter: 9.
Ranking: X.


X. Rachel Weisz

Her smile.

Proof: The Mummy (1999).
Ejaculation meter: 9.
Ranking: X.


X. Sherilyn Fenn

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Twin Peaks (TV Series).
Ejaculation meter: 8.
Ranking: X

X. Debbie Harry

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60s.
Ejaculation meter: 8.
Ranking: X.


X. Janet Leigh

Burning icy stare.

Proof: Psycho (1960).
Ejaculation meter: 8.
Ranking: X.


X. Kate Beckinsale


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Proof: Pearl Harbor (2001).
Ejaculation meter: 8.
Ranking: X.


X. Jessica Alba


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Proof: Machete (2010).
Ejaculation meter: 8.
Ranking: X.


X. Kristanna Loken


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Proof: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003).
Ejaculation meter: 8.
Ranking: X.


X. Mila Kunis


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Proof: Black Swan (2010).
Ejaculation meter: 8.
Ranking: X.


X. Courteney Cox


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Proof: Masters of the Universe (1987).
Ejaculation meter: 8.
Ranking: X.


X. Kelly Preston

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Proof: Christine (1983).
Ejaculation meter: 7.
Ranking: X.


X. Andrea Anders

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Proof: Joey (TV Series).
Ejaculation meter: 7.
Ranking: X.


X. Kirsten Dunst

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Proof: Melancholia (2011).
Ejaculation meter: 7.
Ranking: X.


X. Olivia Newton-John

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Proof: Grease (1978).
Ejaculation meter: 6.
Ranking: X.


X. Lauren Graham

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Proof: Bad Santa (2003).
Ejaculation meter: 6.
Ranking: X.


X. Christina Applegate

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Proof: Married with Children (TV Series).
Ejaculation meter: 6.
Ranking: X.


X. Ashley Laurence

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Proof: Hellraiser (1987).
Ejaculation meter: 6.
Ranking: X.


X. Chloë Grace Moretz

Her lips are yummy

Proof: The Equalizer (2014).
Ejaculation meter: 6.
Ranking: X.


X. Tara Reid

The American Pie.

Proof: American Pie (1999).
Ejaculation meter: 5.
Ranking: X.


X. Lindsay Lohan

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Proof: Mean Girls (2004).
Ejaculation meter: 5.
Ranking: X.


X. Rachel McAdams

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Proof: Red Eye (2005).
Ejaculation meter: 4.
Ranking: X.


X. Lisa Eilbacher

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Proof: 10 to Midnight (1983).
Ejaculation meter: 4.
Ranking: X.


X. Barbara Nedeljakova

Way more hotter that Gal Gadot.

Proof: Hostel (2005).
Ejaculation meter: 4.
Ranking: X.


X. Julie Delpy

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Proof: Before Sunrise (1995).
Ejaculation meter: 1.
Ranking: X.